You're Friends Must Be Proud Of You

I bet your friends must be very proud of you. You must be a jewel to them or something. Having a friend like you must be something alright.

You order too much when you go out. You can't finish it no matter what and what do you do? You lean over to your friend sitting behind you and offer them some. Oh no, did you thought I meant for free? Oh of course not, you did something even better. You offered them the cold and mushy plate of food and you tell them to pay you for it. You tell them it was too much and you just couldn't finish it, and you just didn't want to waste food. But unlike a NORMAL person, you didn't just pack it up in a doggybag and just bring it home-no, instead you decide to just shove it to your friends face and tell them to pay you for it. And your friend, being polite tells you that they are also full themselves, but you couldn't just allow that to happen, now could you? You just kept insisting that you can't keep it and they just have to keep it themselves. So that friend being nice and all, just takes it and pays you back for it.

And at school, since the weather has been cold and windy lately, you got sick. No surprise there. You decided to bring you big bag of cough drops you bought from Costco. A classmate noticed you had alot of cough drops, and decided to ask you for a few since they were sick too. You decided to tell them that you can't give him anything, but you are will to sell it to them for a buck for a few pieces. Luckily for you that classmate was just coughing a bit too much, and decide to fork over a dollar for you.

God, aren't you a great friend. Wow and this is not even a bit of what you do for your friends. You know what, you're just that great, I don't deserve to have you as a friend. You were right before, you're just too good to be my friend.